1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"...inflamed. In Gamileya, Western standards of blindness do not apply. Only those..."
The Golden Age Is In Us - Alexander Cockburn.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Dishwasher

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
...um. I don't watch a lot of TV. The Simpsons ..I think

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
22:54?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
23:00 (hmm..)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Something is whirring...I don't know what it is. Whirring.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I got out of a car a while ago. I was getting out of a car.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
shinyrubies' journal

9. What are you wearing?
UGHHH noone's gonna read this anyway, so what the heck. I'm wearing a bunny suit. With flaps

10. Did you dream last night?
..I didn't go to bed last night

11. When did you last laugh?
Hmm. That's worrying.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Miracle berries. They're rad.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Invasive: "Is rud an-dáinséireach é an t-idirlíon"

15. What is the last film you saw?
The Baader-Meinhof Complex

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Amongst other things: A room full of that cool cardboard furniture. I forget what it's called. Maybe it doesn't have a name. Oh, and miracle berries. And wool. And..

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I've never had a milkshake




(I like to lie).

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd make us closer to the moon. The moon is pretty when it's big.

19. Do you like to dance?
Uh-huh.

20. George Bush:
I actually thought he was cool when I was about nine years old (before he became President and before I knew what Politics was). You can put that into #17 if you like.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
"Michelle, ma belle, sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble.."

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Pilib

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yeah. Totally.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Santa is real!

25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:
:lanruoj RIEHT ni emem siht od osla tsum ohw elpoep 4